The Sexy American Patriot.

So, I was perusing around at other blogs and wondering what made some of them have a lot of faithful readers, what made certain sites seem like the Vanguards of The New Media and other seem just, well, sad. Newspapers seem to regard a criterion for legitimacy – and thus quote-worthiness – as a grandiose name, befitting the nature of print media I suppose. The Herald. The Sun. The Nation. Teen People. So the sites that usually get looked at are AmericaBlog. PatriotWatch. VanguardoftheNewMedia. And so on. Maybe I should change the name of mine. Obscure poetic/historical references don’t seem to have the right sizzle to sell this steak (if you don’t know what refering to with the name of the site, see the first entry). I’m going to reprint this site, verbatim, with a bold, bloatedly patriotic name and a flashy font and see what happens. I’m thinking Guardian of the New American Patriots. How’s that? Any suggestions? No hyperbole is to gag-inducing! Or should I go with something more crazy, party-guyish? The Cyber-Atomic Orgasm. DJ Sexy Beats.