Quick Aside-

I feel I must offer an addendum to the "Kids Today" entry. I'm not really trashing on teenagers. I was being ironic. It always strikes me as funny the way people talk about the youth as a bunch of degenerates, then describe their own formative years using terms that are virtually synonymous, but with different connotations.

Oh well. You know what they say - if you have to explain it, it ain't funny.